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I'm writing a short film for @wgerardi to direct. It's about a forensics person bent on figuring out who keeps leaving a public bathroom stall a mess. Let me know what you think in the comments.
Here's an excerpt:
I measured the shit spray that started in the bowl, cut across the seat, and climbed the wall three feet. An anus would need to dilate 7 centimetres to build the necessary pressure to spray that amount of feces. To my calculations, I believe the perpetrator must have weighed at least four hundred pounds - yet, the stall is only four feet wide. How would one manage to displace that kind of body weight in this small of a space and shape without becoming stuck? I would find it hard to believe a human of that body weight could rotate their body the required one hundred and eighty degrees to sit upon the toilet, let alone allow the expansion of the stomach and flanks in the sitting position.
Nov 3, 2023
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The trap house toilet was in a dire state; it had clogged and the waste was building up as more unconscientious inebriated men had their way with it. The family maid of our gracious host had a horror show waiting for her when she visited this apartment the next morning.
I stepped out into the dark side yard to smoke a cigarette and he followed me; without warning, he unzipped his fly, whipped out his appendage, and began pissing right next to my feet. I felt almost as if I were witnessing a dog marking its territory; curiously, I glanced down momentarily at the source of the steady stream, squinting and struggling to make any details out in the nonexistent light. I frowned—hoping he hadn’t noticed that he successfully made me look—then lifted my still narrowed eyes back up to continue staring into middle distance as I took another drag. He shook it out, zipped back up, and lit his own cigarette to smoke alongside me.
Feb 20, 2025
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This guy who lives alone wakes up in the middle on the night bc he has to pee. So he walks to his bathroom but the door is locked. Thats weird maybe i just didnt turn the knob correctly he thinks. He tries again. This time it opens easily. There is a person he has never seen before sitting on the toilet though. What the heck!!! He thinks to himself. Maybe he is just having a weird dream. He rubs his eyes and opens his eyes. No one is there. He pees. He decides to wash his hands even though it is the middle of the night bc he is hygienic. Anyways, when he turns on the faucet blood comes out instead of water.
May 21, 2024
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get a strange and off putting piece of art, framed if possible, for your guests to enjoy while they poop. place it behind the door so it’s a surprise for best results.
an excellent conversation starter
Jan 27, 2024
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Look down to avoid dog shit. Miss everything else.
Look up, step in dog shit maybe, but witness everything.
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