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I can’t believe I let myself be held captive like that for such an underwhelming cast of characters
Except golden bachelor. I still care about them
Jan 24, 2024
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Niche list today but it’s relevant to my Monday!
1. Meet at limo entrances: kiss if goes well
2. Group date: bad sign if no kiss
3. One on one: make or break, you either get a kiss and a rose or you get a kiss and a limo ride home (they kiss a LOT on this show). You NEED to share some traumatic story on this date to show that you’re serious about the process.
4. More group dates (but now you’re crying because you’re now worried about his connections with other women) and with hopefully more kissing.
5. Drama time: you pick a side, you either stay neutral and get no screen time, or you sacrifice your time with the bachelor to warn him of the big bad wolf inside the house. Either way you will cry and look fabulous.
6. Hometowns: four girls get to introduce the bachelor to their families, you pray you’re not the one girl that the entire United States knows is going home and is shocked you made it to hometowns. If you don’t say you’re falling in love with the bachelor here, you’re toast.
7. Fantasy Suites: Sleepover with the bachelor and try to pretend it’s normal that the past two nights he spent with other women! If he tells you he loves you this week, you’re pretty much a lock for the finale.
8. Finale: Either go home or get sent home at a beautiful proposal setup in a tropical paradise. No matter the outcome you will need to face the bachelor in front of a live audience.
Congrats! You made it through a season on one of the most spectacular and unpredictable shows ever made!
Mar 18, 2025
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So I started watching The Bachelorette in 2008 during Deanna Pappas’ season. I was 13 and I never stopped. I’ve seen every season and I have nothing to be ashamed of :(. I’m sobbing while typing this. I’ve heard a lot of people who are like “The Bachelor has gotten so much worse. I can’t even watch it anymore.” And then I ask them when they started watching and they’re like “probably Nick Vialls’ season.” And I’ve killed those people. SHUT THE FUCK UP. The show doesn’t GET WORSE... I’m gonna explode just thinking about it. It’s a perfect show and I hope one day I can go on it as a straight woman
Oct 18, 2023
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I love cooking a flavor 500 meal, getting all “situated”, sitting back and watching the Bachelor. I think if I started watching that show now it wouldn't stand a chance but it’s something my mom indulged in since I was a kid and I’ve just kept it going. I find it very pleasurable, comforting, and also interesting tv.
Sep 15, 2022
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this was what transformed me into a jersey girl. I posted this on instagram because I was feeling so fuckin alive. down the shore bitch!!!
dedicated to rurubitpics
Jan 24, 2024
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real pepper heads know the greens are the cheapest
Jan 20, 2024
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one time me and my friend were so hungover and thirsty we played fuck marry kill with the blueberry emoji, the picture of juicy cherries on the side of the fresh direct truck, and nothing because nothing else compared to the first 2
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