it't not identity theft if you're mistaken for another person and don't correct them. that's on THEM. was recently mistaken for a girl called Valentina. the person I was speaking to was shocked at my speedy recovery (apparently Valentina was recently seen sporting crutches). obviously played along. obviously explained that my physio said I was his most impressive patient. person in question bought it. sorry Valentina, hope you recover soon!
Everyone assumes I'm much younger than I am, so what do I do when I find someone's treating me like a teenager? I lie & tell them I'm 10 years older than I actually am or sometimes that I have a son named Carlitos- this one I use ONLY when the other person starts talking about their own kids- to relate to them ya know? The look on their faces is worth the sin I'm committing & it often earns me respect in an otherwise uncomfy situation.
we were both introducing ourselves to new people and i said her name instead of mine, and then had to go “wait wait no i’m liv i’m liv” and it was so surreal and embarrassing and felt like the biggest deal at age 14
so i work a pretty little customer service job right… this man goes “your name is wrong. it’s supposed to be m-a-y-a. where are you from?” huh??? welcome to the interrogation station goddamn. like my mom didn’t know i would suffer be nice
do you really need to know if someone is TYPING?!! that buzz buzz buzz does my head in; like literally grates my brain. seek your info, don't get it fed to you. you don't always have to be in the know.
for many many reasons: one hilarious franchise, many excellent indie flicks, an ethereal girlfriend, general looks... but MOST NOTABLY in recent days the fact that he somewhat caused the making of Oppenheimer as gave Christopher Nolan a copy of American Prometheus as a wrap gift on Tenet. mentalism.
