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having a baby is a shopping addicts wet dream

new clothes every few months? i have never been hornier

@toilet

Apr 29, 2024

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Fake pregnancy

why do drugs when you could buy a baby bump on Amazon and wear it around

@julywench

Mar 10, 2024

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Babysitting

Extra cash in your pocket but more importantly very fulfilling and you will learn a lot about yourself. Sort of a trial run for parenthood

@chiarara

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being nice to babies on the subway

One minute you were in the womb, and now you’re on the G train at five pm? That’s kind of a raw deal, sorry kid

@team_worms

Jan 9, 2025

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forcing yourself to stay awake the first day of your trip

even though you literally didn't sleep last night at all- it's all in the name of feeling normal tomorrow

@team_worms

Mar 9, 2024

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Nathan for you

watch whenever, always appropriate no matter the situation. this will be my childrens first show

@team_worms

Feb 12, 2024