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i know totes are the bag, i get it. but it's not practical for those of us with the shoulders of a limp snake to have a bag that is marred by gravity's vindictive lack of remorse.
Mar 7, 2024
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tote bags are the most useless bag
- everything piles up and scratches each other
- itβs heavy and clawing into your shoulder making you walk like you have scoliosis
Apr 11, 2024
Don't get me wrong. They can be practical and I'm sure at some point I'll have to use one in some other context that isn't buying groceries. But I'm tired of people who treat it like it's a statement piece in fashion. They ruin their outfits with it and they try (and fail) to manipulate me into thinking I need it. It's very ugly. I'm so sorry to the people who use it genuinely thinking it looks good with their outfit. π Every time a person is trying stuff on in a video and they finish it with "of course my iconic tote bag couldn't be left out" or something like that, a fairy dies.
Jan 6, 2025
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β’ bra straps never stay up
β’ shirts with straps are constantly falling
β’ wide neckline means the top is now off the shoulder
β’ the only hand bag that stays on correctly are cross body bags
β’ tote bags are a nightmare
β’ sometimes backpacks straps are too wide and you have to hunch over to keep the straps on
Iβm wishing I had just a little more shoulder so I could casually show off my tote bag collection without being inconvenienced.
Mar 31, 2025
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ive never been to see a horror movie alone at the cinema before so it felt all the more immersive for me, would recommend going to get scared alone even if youβre a scaredy-cat like me :)
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