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you’ll be greeted by a 58 year old man with 5 ear piercings. his name is Roland. he’ll mishear your extremely common name
Apr 23, 2024

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so i work a pretty little customer service job right… this man goes “your name is wrong. it’s supposed to be m-a-y-a. where are you from?” huh??? welcome to the interrogation station goddamn. like my mom didn’t know i would suffer be nice
Apr 1, 2024
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Had to tell the receptionist my date of birth “2005” and was met with “sorry was that 1995 or 55?” NINETEEN FIFTY FIVE!??
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idk the bodega guy called me that and it changed my life
Feb 1, 2024

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