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MICRODOSING to have the guts to quit your job

and then on the subway ride to work it starts kicking in and you realize the dose wasn’t micro at all... walking into the office, pupils huge, asking the receptionist if anyone is with the boss, she says no, storming into his office and saying you have bittersweet news (lie) and not only resigning but dissecting every single thing that is wrong with his cursed law office. it’s A LOT and he’s asking lots of questions, and it is all coming out of your mouth, the unhinged and uncensored TRUTH. you stay in his office for 4 hours, with a 30 min lunch break, by hour 3 the high starts to mellow and the vibes get lighter so you have a chance to chitchat and he tells you that his prom date was Linda Cardellini and you think to yourself, “that’s badass”. After work you go grab a beer with your two chillest coworkers to spill the tea and eventually get to the conclusion that, even though boss man is enabling an incredibly toxic work environment, it’s impossible to get mad at him because he is so hot.

@paula

Feb 16, 2024

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I'm writing a short film for @wgerardi to direct. It's about a forensics person bent on figuring out who keeps leaving a public bathroom stall a mess. Let me know what you think in the comments. Here's an excerpt: I measured the shit spray that started in the bowl, cut across the seat, and climbed the wall three feet. An anus would need to dilate 7 centimetres to build the necessary pressure to spray that amount of feces. To my calculations, I believe the perpetrator must have weighed at least four hundred pounds - yet, the stall is only four feet wide. How would one manage to displace that kind of body weight in this small of a space and shape without becoming stuck? I would find it hard to believe a human of that body weight could rotate their body the required one hundred and eighty degrees to sit upon the toilet, let alone allow the expansion of the stomach and flanks in the sitting position.

@animalskentucky

Nov 3, 2023

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ABANDONMENT ISSUES PT 2

Abandoned outside the courthouse. A jail sentence for naughty behavior

@Pampam

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@steelyfan1998

Feb 24, 2025

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Writhing

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daylight savings IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

I LOVE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS I LOVE THE LIGHT I LOVE GOING FOR A HIKE AFTER WORK AND HOW WATER LOOKS IN THE WARM DUSK THANK YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS----- I HAPPILY SACRIFICE AN HOUR OF SLEEP COME THIS TIME OF THE YEAR WAKING TO THE SUNSHINE JABBING ME EYE----- IF YOU DON'T FUCK WITH DAYLIGHT SAVINGS UNFOLLOW ME I DONT FUCK WITH YOU----- THE GREATEST BETRAYAL OF MY ADULT LIFE WAS WHEN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VOTED FOR PERMANENT DAY LIGHT SAVINGS ALL THE TIME AND THE COWARDS THAT RUN THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A STATE FAILED TO IMPLEMENT ETERNAL SUMMER

@steelyfan1998

Mar 4, 2025