we were both introducing ourselves to new people and i said her name instead of mine, and then had to go “wait wait no i’m liv i’m liv” and it was so surreal and embarrassing and felt like the biggest deal at age 14
so i work a pretty little customer service job right… this man goes “your name is wrong. it’s supposed to be m-a-y-a. where are you from?”
huh???
welcome to the interrogation station goddamn. like my mom didn’t know i would suffer be nice