As entertaining as you think it would be, and more. (Dude is a fantastic and funny conversationalist; even better over a Spanish coffee or four).
One snippet I fully support (ha) --
Stephen, youâre a pretty beloved figure at this pointâdoes that annoy you at all?
Malkmus: No way. For all that shit, I still wouldnât want to be taking strays from people, or if it got back to me that thereâs people saying Iâm a dipshit or I donât tip well enough or whatever, just this internet world. If people are like, âI met that guy, heâs a fucking dick,â that shit hurts. Iâve had people come to me with preconceptions occasionally, and it was no fun. Not like I needed a bodyguard or anything, but still, itâs just like, Dude, you donât even know me. You want to have a clean record if you can, unfortunately. [laughs]
Maybe another reason why [being a big-headed rocker] doesnât completely work now is that musicians get more rapid feedback, and sometimes it can be beneficial. In the â80s, some musicians made these bloated albums that just them and their seven friends thought were brilliant. But now people are instantly like: âYouâre old and you suck,â or, âYour jams are flaccidââand it can help! Iâm not saying [the Rolling Stonesâ 2024 album] Hackney Diamonds is a genius record or anything. [laughs] But I bet Robert Plantâs new music is better because of the internet.Â
Sweeney:Â Because itâs keeping him in check?Â
Malkmus: Yeah, or heâs listening to younger artists. I mean, Robert Plant seems to be genuinely interested, and heâs a fan of bands like Lowâunlike Eric Clapton, who just says he likes the newest guitarist, and then his records sound awful.