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I am @ looking-thru-office-window age... Used to cringe & see it as a very boring adult tendency to stare at nothing, but I totally get it now... There is so much to see out there. Brain is off.
Jun 25, 2024
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I just started working in a new building with big windows that face other windows, and I can’t help but feel like I’m looking in a mirror all the time. we’re all just living life- making a snack in the kitchen, snuggling our pets, typing away at our computers….
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n giving it a shake n a stir
Jun 30, 2024
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I was on my little stare-at-the-moon walk, and then I thought I saw a big roach, so I went ahh! and yeeted my unused joint so far into the bushes at dark that even with my phone flashlight on, I could not find that motherfucker, only more bugs. Then I gave up and ran home because I realized my walk was going on too long and I had left the front door unlocked. I don't even need weed to be paranoid.
Jun 21, 2024
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it's impossible to take actionable advice from a Don't statement. Howeverrrr choosing to see it as a whole bunch of implied Do statements has worked for me. If we Do dance hard/wild/sexy on the dance floor, Do post pictures smiling WIDE with the homies, Do cook impressive new recipes, Do publicize our progress on our hobbies, Do host fun parties, I think people can sense when you're becoming cooler and sexier. And can smell the incoming competition within the other observers/want to act before them...
TLDR who wants to get with the person in the party trying desperately to make eye contact with everyone when they could get with the host?
Jun 26, 2024