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I was on my little stare-at-the-moon walk, and then I thought I saw a big roach, so I went ahh! and yeeted my unused joint so far into the bushes at dark that even with my phone flashlight on, I could not find that motherfucker, only more bugs. Then I gave up and ran home because I realized my walk was going on too long and I had left the front door unlocked. I don't even need weed to be paranoid.
Jun 21, 2024

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Lately, every evening at around 6:30/7, I'll pop outside and take a little evening stroll around my neighborhood whilst enjoying no more and no less than one half of a marijuana cigarette. It's the perfect amount and I find myself overwhelmed with appreciation for the life I live and the city I live in. This is exceptionally delightful in crisp, autumn air.
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I started smoking weed as a young high schooler who had been craving drugs most of my youth, out of curiosity, wanting to fit in, wanting to quiet voices, and when it did all the things i wanted it to do i leaned on it for years. Clung to it. But, after going cold turkey on my antidepressants due to being sick of them, weed was my friend. She helped me calm, regulate, laugh, she reminded me to eat, and best of all share with people i loved. I don’t need anything to do that anymore (Shout out frontal lobe development) and due to being broke in college, i smoke significantly less, and now only when i want to, not because i need to. which is nice! addiction sucks bawwwllsss and my sprint away from who i used to be with substances has slowed into a nice jog.
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it's impossible to take actionable advice from a Don't statement. Howeverrrr choosing to see it as a whole bunch of implied Do statements has worked for me. If we Do dance hard/wild/sexy on the dance floor, Do post pictures smiling WIDE with the homies, Do cook impressive new recipes, Do publicize our progress on our hobbies, Do host fun parties, I think people can sense when you're becoming cooler and sexier. And can smell the incoming competition within the other observers/want to act before them... TLDR who wants to get with the person in the party trying desperately to make eye contact with everyone when they could get with the host?
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