This isn't revolutionary but it completely transforms your morning from, "I can't believe this is happening," to "Mornings bring such hope." Makes you feel like a lil bear in a cottage. Raspberry, boysenberry, fig--anything goes.
i added berries today be a little crazy today 😝. no but srsly i've been eating it for the past 3 weeks and it's just so easy to eat and you know your set for putting something sturdy and unproblematic in your tummy. it's bland and people add more but i'm a simple girl and eat it with sugar and cinnamon cause i hate making breakfast but i need to eat something and it's the best meal for when you get up at 12pm and you hate everything<3
2 servings 1. Get a big bowl night before you wanna enjoy
2. pour in one cup of steel cut or rolled oats
3. Add sweetener, milk (soy milk supremacy!!!), 2 tbs ground flax, pinch of salt and whatever flavor elements you want until only slightly gloopy (I like a chunky oatmeal)
SWEETENERS: black strap molasses for iron and that deep richness or maple syrup for classic breakfast goodness. ripe banana works too!!
FLAVORS: 🫐mashed banana, frozen blubs, cinnamon mixed in for a classic. top with peanut butter & maple syrup and whatever fresh fruit you’ve got. 🍋 been loving a lemon vibe— lemon zest, lemon juice, maple syrup and top with more maple, walnuts & hemp seeds. 🥕Also been fucking with a carrot cake vibe— grated carrot cake, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger. 4. Pop in your fridge and microwave in the morning. Stir after a minute and keep going till it looks hot and like a THICK muffin/oatmeal
5. Top as recommended or desired 🫶 🥣
I was a barista for a long time and this is the undisputed 'hot person' drink. This is an insider secret, so use wisely and be warned: people will fear you and want to be you.