i could totally do it like i would just walk into that cockpit and sit down and land that baby so smooth. don’t care if the engine is falling out and we’re missing a wing i wholeheartedly believe i could land a plane with zero issues
There’s nothing more infuriating than thinking you’re gonna microwave yourself some delicious salty, buttery, popcorn. Only for it TO BE FUCKING KETTLE CORN I FUCKING HATE KETTLE CORN IF I WANTED SOMETHING SWEET I‘D GO DOWN ON YOUR MOM FUCK YOU