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it got all over my hand. It was so embarrassing. I washed my hands a bunch and we started on the funny business…. Then everythjng started feeling like we had icy hot every where. i actually could have died, it felt like a new girl plot point. But i lived to tell the tale and we’re getting coffee this saturday. Everybody cheer!
Feb 6, 2025
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In 2017, I took a spill while on a run. I stuck my hands out to catch myself but was moving so quickly that I just scraped my whole body across the pavement — face first. I still have a scar on my upper lip from where the concrete scraped me.
I was in shock and happy I still had my teeth. I had also just started a new job, so I was between insurances and without dental, so I’m glad I didn’t really mess myself up. Instead of going to a doctor, I went out for drinks with a friend lol.
May 15, 2025
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just stabbed under my nail with a safety pin on freaking accident u guys . first thing out of my mouth was bro bro okay not the chillest thing that ever happened to me
Feb 15, 2025
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I was in D.C. and this woman on the metro realized too late that we had arrived to her stop. I tried to keep the doors from closing by sticking my hand out. the doors snapped closed immediately on my wrist and my hand was sticking out of the car. it didn’t work and the woman looked horrified.
May 20, 2025
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Yeah severance is the best tv show on right now and I will watch it and discuss the nuances and the shots and coloring and the writing!! like That’s art, that’s critiquing culture, that’s bringing something new to the table
I will ALSO sit my ass down with wine and popcorn and watch the new love is blind episodes(and love island this summer!!!) because tv can also serve the purpose of shutting my brain O-F-F !!
Feb 15, 2025
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You can always redownload it. If I keep opening Pinterest during work, just delete it for a while!! I can download it again.
Also we all know I mean Twitter and that I can’t go on it bc it will depress me .
Nov 7, 2024
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I like working out and when I leave a workout class and I feel sore and then I take an epsom salt bath and I get in bed and my body just feels like YEAH you USED ME TODAY YAY. I love that.
Feb 4, 2025