Why was this so difficult?
Tylenol never was in the running, too Roman gladiator for me. Advil is hot but too edgy and unpredictable for me. Motrin is too goody-goody.
Alleve would use this site, which is the most attractive thing someone can do!
I suppose Aspirin is the Ally-Sheedy-in-the-Breakfast-Club type. Eventually you'll see she's a true original.
Mar 8, 2025
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Alleve is what i take for my periods so i feel like alleve would be a feminist. hot, take care of me, rub my butt.
Mar 8, 2025
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Couldn’t be one of those people who gets off on refusing to take over-the-counter painkillers when they have a headache or whatever
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