im well aware of the hype that lists get, but I just made a physical list like written down and everything. anytime im feeling so fatigued by stimulus I take a squiz at the list and getting this ish done. I fear this may result in me taking over the world. Progress Report :]
for absolutely everything. my goldfish brain cannot contain all that i wish to hold onto. favorite lists include: one-liners to write about, my kin, and arts & crafts to-do's
They make me feel organized and not overwhelmed. I will make lists as a pass-time, I will make lists when Iâm stressed, I will make lists to romanticize life.
1. Iced lattes
2. Area rugs
3. Trinkets
4. A five dollar bill
5. Vinyl records
6. Metal trash cans with lids
7. Plane tickets (but ONLY aisle seats)
8. 35 mm film
9. A ride in the GoodYear blimp
10. Cable TV I have an economics degree I donât see how this could fail
1. Pro/Con list: Oooo baby i LOVE a pro/con list they are the indecisive personâs wet dream of a list!! No flaws! 2. Packing list: Oh yes let me gather a bunch of items to bring with me on my next adventure! Am I moving? Am I going on vacation? I feel like a video game character going through my inventory. I love packing lists.
3. Grocery list: Exciting bc of food, sad bc it requires food money. Also calls me out just a LITTLE BIT too much like itâs embarrassing to have to go shopping again a week later because I ate all 15 granola bars I bought.
4. To-Do list: Arggggghhhhhh I donât want to do tasks I want to go frolic in a meadow or shampoo a cow or something. Writing down that I need to do laundry AGAIN and fill out my taxes is just accepting that I must accomplish said tasks. We are meant for more than this.
5. Bucket list: Oh you want me to list everything I want to do before I die? What if I want to do everything? Why would I waste time writing down things I might or might not accomplish when I could just do the things? Not helpful.
According to The American Farm Bureau Federation on March 4, 2025 the national price for a dozen eggs was $8.15/dozen. Here is a list of things that you could buy instead, and let me say, they are much more fun 1. Rotisserie chicken 2. Thirty two quarters (yes this is worth $8 but you could be 64% done with collecting a quarter from every state and that is way cooler than eggs) 3. 12 little tank tops on SHEIN (does not account for the moral costs which are way higher) 4. My love (currently priced at $5 dm me for my Venmo) 5. Six iTunes songs priced at $1.29 6. Eight rubber ducks from my local rubber duck claw machine game (prize guaranteed every time!) 7. Two months of Hulu with ads when youâre a new member and sign on for $2.99/4 months (but then you have to call two months in and speak to a man named Tod about how you need to cancel and cannot pay for the last two months because your Hulu budget comes entirely from the money you saved when you skipped that carton of eggs at the store one time and how you got Hulu as a last resort to save your marriage since you and your husband donât spend any time together but he always talked about how he wanted to watch âOnly Murders In The Buildingâ and after getting Hulu you finally had a shared interest and during commercials you would make out like when you were teenagers in love, you know- before he got you pregnant and your dreams of going to university and having a career went out the window to raise kids that never say thank you or ask how your day is going- and how your marriage has never been better since youâve gotten Hulu, but you are spending too much money on little Timmyâs soccer uniforms and Susieâs ballet classes that this $8.15 you saved is all you can spare for luxuries like Hulu and how you wish you had just bought the goddamn carton of eggs because then you wouldâve never remembered what it was like when you and your husband got along and you wouldnât have to miss a show that you never even paid attention to or cared about 8. Iced latte :)