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We have symbols for stuff like trapping and hunting, letās get serious and add some new ones that donāt annoy me
1. š¦ Turkey: you get this symbol if your family runs a turkey trot every year, so that I can tell you to quickly stay the hell away from me
2. š©ļø Plane: you earn this symbol if you have either been involved in an aviation accident or have flown on a plane that ran out of pretzels. No there will be no differentiation between these two events. No this does not indicate you have a pilots license.
3. š§ Cube: you get this if you have ever solved a Rubikās cube
4. š½ Toilet: you get this symbol if you have IBS as proof that if you are caught speeding, it is likely that you need to use a bathroom asap
5. š¦· Tooth (but imagine an X over it): you earn this symbol if you have had your wisdom teeth removed
6. š¤” Clown: you get this symbol if you have makeup registered with the Clowns International Egg Registry
Please send me more ideas in the comments before I write to my local representative
Mar 13, 2025
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@SHADOWBENI honestly I had never thought about it, maybe ill send some lists their way
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I canāt think of one better than this. (I donāt want to be perceived in traffic, so it resides on my fridge.)
Sep 30, 2024
yes that is a bald eagle carrying a ratchet wrench š¦
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Nov 20, 2024
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is there anything better than a short sleeve button down with huge flaming dice on it? A camo hat that says onward christian soldier, and means it? Crystal unicorns and ceramic fairies ringing around taxidermy bears and slides shaped like rainbow trout, the midnight haven of the love's telling you to pull over and buy a keychain shaped like a desert eagle emblazoned with the word "wisconsin" on the side. No more "praying". No more irony. Do you love the gas station?
Mar 9, 2024
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1. Iced lattes
2. Area rugs
3. Trinkets
4. A five dollar bill
5. Vinyl records
6. Metal trash cans with lids
7. Plane tickets (but ONLY aisle seats)
8. 35 mm film
9. A ride in the GoodYear blimp
10. Cable TV
I have an economics degree I donāt see how this could fail
Mar 11, 2025
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1. Pro/Con list: Oooo baby i LOVE a pro/con list they are the indecisive personās wet dream of a list!! No flaws!
2. Packing list: Oh yes let me gather a bunch of items to bring with me on my next adventure! Am I moving? Am I going on vacation? I feel like a video game character going through my inventory. I love packing lists.
3. Grocery list: Exciting bc of food, sad bc it requires food money. Also calls me out just a LITTLE BIT too much like itās embarrassing to have to go shopping again a week later because I ate all 15 granola bars I bought.
4. To-Do list: Arggggghhhhhh I donāt want to do tasks I want to go frolic in a meadow or shampoo a cow or something. Writing down that I need to do laundry AGAIN and fill out my taxes is just accepting that I must accomplish said tasks. We are meant for more than this.
5. Bucket list: Oh you want me to list everything I want to do before I die? What if I want to do everything? Why would I waste time writing down things I might or might not accomplish when I could just do the things? Not helpful.
Mar 12, 2025
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According to TheĀ American Farm Bureau Federation on March 4, 2025 the national price for a dozen eggs was $8.15/dozen. Here is a list of things that you could buy instead, and let me say, they are much more fun
1. Rotisserie chicken
2. Thirty two quarters (yes this is worth $8 but you could be 64% done with collecting a quarter from every state and that is way cooler than eggs)
3. 12 little tank tops on SHEIN (does not account for the moral costs which are way higher)
4. My love (currently priced at $5 dm me for my Venmo)
5. Six iTunes songs priced at $1.29
6. Eight rubber ducks from my local rubber duck claw machine game (prize guaranteed every time!)
7. Two months of Hulu with ads when youāre a new member and sign on for $2.99/4 months (but then you have to call two months in and speak to a man named Tod about how you need to cancel and cannot pay for the last two months because your Hulu budget comes entirely from the money you saved when you skipped that carton of eggs at the store one time and how you got Hulu as a last resort to save your marriage since you and your husband donāt spend any time together but he always talked about how he wanted to watch āOnly Murders In The Buildingā and after getting Hulu you finally had a shared interest and during commercials you would make out like when you were teenagers in love, you know- before he got you pregnant and your dreams of going to university and having a career went out the window to raise kids that never say thank you or ask how your day is going- and how your marriage has never been better since youāve gotten Hulu, but you are spending too much money on little Timmyās soccer uniforms and Susieās ballet classes that this $8.15 you saved is all you can spare for luxuries like Hulu and how you wish you had just bought the goddamn carton of eggs because then you wouldāve never remembered what it was like when you and your husband got along and you wouldnāt have to miss a show that you never even paid attention to or cared about
8. Iced latte :)
Mar 14, 2025