Rec | IT’S WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I HAVE TO SAY… NO SAUCE

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Rec'd on 🤔 WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE UP SAUCE OR KISSING

IT’S WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I HAVE TO SAY… NO SAUCE

I kiss/think about kissing every day… the first kiss… kissing the bride…… I don’t think any form of affection can meaningfully replace it. life will be bleak without pizza and salsa verde but it’s what I’m willing to sacrifice I think

@acer

2d ago

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@royallmonarch

sauceless pizza actually kinda go hard. it’s like a cheesy focaccia

1d ago

@okwetuu_fish

YOUVE TAKEN MARINARA SAUCE TOO!?!??? u devil

2d ago

@acer

@OKWETUU_FISH I’ll do what it takes so I don’t have to hear “you may now nuzzle the bride” at my wedding

2d ago

@okwetuu_fish

@ACER sounds like a zootopia au where the cop and the fox guy get married

1d ago

@Shadowbeni

diabolical question for this platform @ACER

2d ago

@acer

@SHADOWBENI I think it’s interesting that comments on other apps overwhelmingly favor sauce but this platform of tender people favor the kiss

2d ago

@Shadowbeni

@SHADOWBENI hot sauce is my passion but also who is going to give necks a little love and cats little pecks on the head. much to consider.

1d ago

@okwetuu_fish

@SHADOWBENI oh my god i wouldnt be able to give my cat forehead kisses?????!? i think that settles it for me sauce has to go ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

1d ago

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SAUCE

I’m a romantic, giving up kissing is like giving up air. I would mourn the loss of ranch however

@melancholic_kristi

2d ago

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NO KISSING

i was having this conversation with one of my roommates the other night. i would genuinely rather die before giving up sauce. and if you’re someone who would choose kissing over sauce…how does it feel to be absolutely insane? how can one give up one of life’s greatest delights: moist flavor?