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What's your go-to joke to tell at a bar in a few lines? At a party? Being social? Not mean?
Mine is... Why can't you hear rabbits 🐇 going at it?
Cuz they got cotton balls. ☁️☁️
Thank you thank you, I'm here until the nukes hit.
6d ago
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It’s about a crab and a rice cake and it takes 8 minutes to tell it. By the time it’s over they are too distracted by the joke to think about how awkward I was/am
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he has a steering wheel coming out of his crotch
the bartender says: "there's a steering wheel coming out of your crotch!"
pirate: "argh! I know. It's driving me nuts!"
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(This is the only joke I know.)
Jun 11, 2025
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i love sharing jokes with strangers. most jokes people have known since they were kids - heard one they shouldn’t have from dad or maybe a good knock knock at school. jokes are a silly way to get to know someone. learn some jokes - here’s one: what’s the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one ’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Feb 2, 2024
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I'm not a conventionally handsome or even good looking guy. lol I can admit it I'm comfortable being me. Mostly cuz years ago a well dressed older pretty lady with a thick Tennesse accent said "Boy, the girls that know are gonna eat you up."
That Appalachian witch cursed me with the best of luck that day.
Jun 19, 2025
Jun 22, 2025
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But I play D&D with a variety of people. As a DM running the game I've learned over the years that you're basically the narrator to the 5 senses for each player's character. So I've upped my descriptor game to give context. That's when I learned that some players have no internal visuals or dialogue... So I have to show them or they can't even guess what a goblin may look like. Many see words. I see them glance down and look as tho they're reading as I describe the world around them. Then I'm not sure if they sorta see it or not. Many also can visualize pretty well, but younger people seem to have no real concept of dimensions. A 30' by 30' room means nothing to them as a reference. Other peoples brains I think are designed to confuse me. lol But I've been alive 4 decades and my own brain baffles me enough sometimes
Jun 17, 2025